For anyone who believed Adam and I didn't have...
Adam: hello races, let's segregate
Adam: YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP AND TAKE WHAT'S COMIN TO YA
Jacob: /throws hair dryer
Adam: INTENTIONAL TORT: FALSE IMPRISONMENT
Jacob: DEFENSE: IMPLIED CONTRACT
Adam: OFFENSE: HAIL MARY
Jacob: COUNTERATTACK: PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT
Adam: RIPOSITE: I HEAR U LIEK MUDKIPS
Jacob: ANTI-RIPOSTE: UR MOM
Adam: FUCK YOU
Jacob: (you failed to label that response)
Adam: CHARLES: FUCK YOU
Jacob: touché, douché
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
I found the following on Facebook today. It made me smile. A lot. Hopefully it will do the same for you. HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the...
News from a Parallel Universe →
via Andrew Sullivan and The Daily Dish in The Atlantic I confess to not watching that much cable news any more. The polarization of both MSNBC and FNC has made me feel as if I’m tuning into talk radio, not actually getting news and opinion. CNN remains by far the most balanced - but maybe the general atmosphere of cable has so alienated middle-of-the-road viewers that their position is...
Declassified Torture Memo from the Galactic Empire →
Galactic Empire Imperial Security Bureau Office of Legal Counsel [3/15/03 ABY] MEMORANDUM TO CENTCOM ISB Re: Interrogation Branch Treatment of Rebel Combatants You have commanded this Office to examine the legal standards governing interrogations of terrorist “rebel” combatants in Imperial custody. You have specifically directed that we examine both current Imperial law and former...
About the State of the GOP →
This is a great article by Adrian Mark Baron (the “law baron”) about the state of the GOP at the moment. Some great quotes: I guess I always just followed the advice of my war veteran uncle. Don’t vote along party lines, vote for the best candidate. Apparently, there is an outbreak of Tourette’s rampaging throughout the conservative movement. The latest poor soul to be afflicted:...
Ichiro's amazing catch →
Holy crap what a catch!
WTF? I'm so over his death already..
So apparently last week Sony and Michael Jackson’s estate signed a deal for unreleased music and distribution rights for his music. (I wasn’t paying attention — I apologize to anyone upset by this.) Some of the numbers are just absolutely astounding: The deal as a whole has been valued at around $250 Million — both parties are claiming it’s the most lucrative...