April 2010
12 tags
“Yours truly will be heading west to get a little work done, miss a couple weeks,...”
– Bob Uecker’s sign-off just now, after the Pirates beat the Brewers in his last call before Friday heart surgery
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Apr 28th
I hope I'm this smart after law school
The Attorney: Actually, they're pretty simple. The forms are all standard boiler plate.
Charlie Kelly: Okay. Well, we're all hungry. We're gonna get to our hotplates soon enough, alright? Let's talk about the contract here.
The Attorney: I'm sorry, I forgot. Where did you go to law school again?
Charlie Kelly: I could ask you the very same question...
The Attorney: [interrupting] I went to Harvard.
Charlie Kelly: [incoherent mumbling]
The Attorney: What?
Charlie Kelly: I'm pleading the 5th, sir.
The Attorney: I wouldn't advise you do that.
Charlie Kelly: And I'll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?
The Attorney: You know, I don't think I'm going to do anything close to that and I can clearly see you know nothing about the law. Seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language in general.
Charlie Kelly: [more mumbling] ... Filibuster...
The Attorney: Do you know what that word means?
Charlie Kelly: [after a long, stammering pause, Charlie screams and crashes through what's left of the door]
Apr 28th
1 tag
It's always sunny somewhere..
Mac: He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well that's mayonnaise. It's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.
Apr 28th
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Time Traveler Captured in Museum Photograph →
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Apr 19th
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Awesome Webcomic Roundup - 4.19.10
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Apr 15th
Awesome gaming proverbs
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Apr 15th
A letter on Aunt Flo.. →
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award-winning letter. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of...
Apr 15th
EPIC Hubcap Sculptures →
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Apr 15th
The Disappearing Doorknob →
Flipping awesome. via stumbleupon.
Apr 15th
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Steve: but seriously
Steve: id rather get drunk in fullerton
Steve: repeatedly
Jacob: who wouldnt?
Steve: mormons
Jacob: touché
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