January 2012
December 2011
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Jeni: "De-Jason Pierre-Paul. Did you see that name?"
Jerome: "Babe, that stands for Defensive End."
Jeni: "Oh."
me: what did one ocean say to the other ocean
friend: what
me: nothing they just waved
friend: oh
me: do you sea what i did there
friend: no
me: i'm shore you did
friend: stop
me: don't be a beach
friend: bye
It's snowing and the car needs more wiper fluid..
Adam: Can you hand me the liquid?
Jade: Where is it?
Adam: It's in the back seat.
Jacob: No, you put it in the trunk.
Adam: GOD DAMMIT